Kwoked
Kwoked by Barry and Logs June 28, 2017
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kwaked out
-One of the stages of getting intoxicated
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops
"Did the cop ask you if you were kwaked out?"
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."
kwaked out by weedoholic September 19, 2016
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"Old mate tried doing a backflip off the beer pong table last night and completely kooked it, hurt his head and back but he'll be fine."
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Kroked
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Kroked by Wes Spurbeck December 24, 2008
kooked
To be somewhat amusingly crazy but not necessarily in a bad or threatening way. Someone can be temporarily kooked due to an event or generally be kooked all the time. For instance, Molly Shannon and Andy Dick are kooked but Tom Cruise and Hannibal Lector are not.
This is a variation on 'kookoo for cocoa puffs'.
This is a variation on 'kookoo for cocoa puffs'.
1. "I just saw Brad Pitt on the street and I started screaming like a banchee and whipped my top off to get his attention. I totally went kooked."
2. "He makes his cat wear an Elvis costume and does air guitar to Carly Simon meaning he's friggin' kooked."
2. "He makes his cat wear an Elvis costume and does air guitar to Carly Simon meaning he's friggin' kooked."
kooked by Doyouknowthewaytosanjose February 11, 2007
Kooked out
When he's kooked out he just stands at the window looking out. She's so kooked out she can't even speak right.
Kooked out by Sovereign Me February 7, 2019
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