Kwoked

Someone who is small and hacks life.

"Alex kwoked his way into the soccer team."

by Barry and Logs June 28, 2017

kwaked out

-One of the stages of getting intoxicated
-sober->buzzed->drunk->green out->brown out->blacked out->danger zone->kwaked out
-Too drunk to remember getting caught by cops

"Did the cop ask you if you were kwaked out?"
"Nah I just told him I'm blacked out."
"Oh that's better."

by weedoholic September 19, 2016

kooked out

Term for a aircraft pilot who has no idea what he or she is doing and should be grounded for life.

This guy is all "kooked out" what an idiot.

by RWhitlow December 13, 2006

Kooked

Australasian slang meaning to make a mistake particularly in a funny way.

"Old mate tried doing a backflip off the beer pong table last night and completely kooked it, hurt his head and back but he'll be fine."

by Bilson Beug October 3, 2019

Kroked

When a guy pulls out of the vagina without wearing a condom and busts all over your stomach or back.

After a long night of sex, Kaitlin walked into the room an yelled "I just got Kroked on."

by Wes Spurbeck December 24, 2008

kooked

To be somewhat amusingly crazy but not necessarily in a bad or threatening way. Someone can be temporarily kooked due to an event or generally be kooked all the time. For instance, Molly Shannon and Andy Dick are kooked but Tom Cruise and Hannibal Lector are not.

This is a variation on 'kookoo for cocoa puffs'.

1. "I just saw Brad Pitt on the street and I started screaming like a banchee and whipped my top off to get his attention. I totally went kooked."

2. "He makes his cat wear an Elvis costume and does air guitar to Carly Simon meaning he's friggin' kooked."

by Doyouknowthewaytosanjose February 11, 2007

Kooked out

Kooked out is a person that has been sleep deprived from using meth.

When he's kooked out he just stands at the window looking out. She's so kooked out she can't even speak right.

by Sovereign Me February 7, 2019