A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.

Hey man want to go out tonight?

No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.

Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.

KELLEY BONER by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019

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Keller High School

A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.

“ You fucked Mackenzie?”
“Yeah it was a huge mistake I now have a STD, fuck theese keller high school bitches”

Keller High School by IEATMEATFORDINNERBITCH June 13, 2019

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