Kwanza3a 

Kwanza3a is celebrated the 5th of February

La fête des fruits

OMG ITS KWANZA3A

Kwanza3a by Pilowlipopwpw February 5, 2022

Kwanzaa 

A holiday that no Black people I know celebrate.
Well , one year my Uncle tried to , but we all laughed at him.

You gave me a fruit horn for Kwanzaa? OK , joke's over , where's my Christmas present?

Kwanzaa by oy December 28, 2003

Charlie Brown Kwanzaa 

a hilarious cartoon where charlie brown characters talk jive to each other and curse each other out its just fuckin awesome

yo i saw charlie brown kwanzaa and i laughted my ass off

Charlie Brown Kwanzaa by MYNAMEIST February 10, 2007

kwanzaa 

A holiday developed by a Dr. Maulana "Ron" Karenga, a black militant, Marxist, and convicted felon.
Just five years after this, he was convicted of torturing two black women to death.

Observed from December 26 to January 1, Kwanzaa is based on a mixture of East African harvest rituals, called "first fruits" by Karenga and 1960's radicalism. This is in spite of the fact most slaves came from West Africa.

Viewed as an "alternative" to Christmas, it, nonetheless, is based on race, and not in faith.

I really don't care if Kwanzaa is celebrated, just don't let the PC crowd force it down our throats.

kwanzaa by tradesman December 24, 2003

kwanzaa juice 

It's exactly what you think it is.

I drink it every night before I go to bed it's my kwanzaa juice.

kwanzaa juice by MajCrisis March 17, 2011

Kwanzaa Carol 

A song that is relatively good that is remixed by certain individuals such as Kidz Bop and Bassnectar to make the song sound even worse than it already is.

"Hey have you heard about that new Ke$ha cover to Promises by Nero?"
"Yeah I heard it's such a Kwanzaa Carol."

Kwanzaa Carol by JamesEman April 30, 2013

White Kwanzaa 

When it snows on Kwanzaa.

Shaquana: Yo gurl it a White Kwanzaa!
Bomqui'qui: I know it done be so racist; duh white man be controlling the weather!

White Kwanzaa by Shaquanaeesha December 30, 2011