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Kurtzed
To be Kurtzed is to have the entire Kurtz family flood your notifications and/or status updates on Facebook. To be Kurtzed is an honor because it means your cool and quasi-popular. Whenever you Kurtz someone, you write on their wall "You just got KURTZED". Failure to do so is a failure at Kurtzing, and EPIC FAILURE.
Written on someone's facebook wall.
Mimester Kurtz: YOOOO GIRL U A BITCH
Another Kurtz: GIRL U A HOE. jk. <3.
JAmomma Kurtz: YOOOO. You just got KURTZED motherfucker.
The Kurtz is complete. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Mimester Kurtz: YOOOO GIRL U A BITCH
Another Kurtz: GIRL U A HOE. jk. <3.
JAmomma Kurtz: YOOOO. You just got KURTZED motherfucker.
The Kurtz is complete. Satisfaction guaranteed.
Kurtzed by Kurtz Myster Kurtz January 14, 2009
kutzer
Kutzer’s are the hottest last name you can possibly have, everyone wants a kutzer in their life every kutzer is the cutest/hottest person you will ever meet-calum kutzer
He Is sUcH an EpIc GaMeR
BeCaUsE He iS A KuTzEr
BeCaUsE He iS A KuTzEr
Kurtzed
To show someone their place and put them in it. To take someone down a notch. (From the Dutch/German kurz meaning to be short with someone, but with righteous vigor).
Kurter
Kurter by OinkOink88 January 31, 2020
kurtzdress
kurtzdress by kurtzdress September 3, 2021
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