kurtzer 

the world's biggest smack tard/homo/rice queen and gets enemas ofen, related to the hulk

Damn you suck ass kurtzer

kurtzer by MacGyver March 11, 2004

Kutzered 

1. The label given to a person who is believed to be involved in sexual activities with someone of the last name implied.

2. Furthermore, it is the action of completely owning something in a sexual way.

1. You just got Kutzered.
2. I am totally going to Kutzer this assignment.

Kutzered by ms18 October 25, 2011

Kurtzed

To be Kurtzed is to have the entire Kurtz family flood your notifications and/or status updates on Facebook. To be Kurtzed is an honor because it means your cool and quasi-popular. Whenever you Kurtz someone, you write on their wall "You just got KURTZED". Failure to do so is a failure at Kurtzing, and EPIC FAILURE.

Written on someone's facebook wall.
Mimester Kurtz: YOOOO GIRL U A BITCH
Another Kurtz: GIRL U A HOE. jk. <3.
JAmomma Kurtz: YOOOO. You just got KURTZED motherfucker.
The Kurtz is complete. Satisfaction guaranteed.

Kurtzed by Kurtz Myster Kurtz January 14, 2009

kutzer 

Kutzer’s are the hottest last name you can possibly have, everyone wants a kutzer in their life every kutzer is the cutest/hottest person you will ever meet-calum kutzer

He Is sUcH an EpIc GaMeR
BeCaUsE He iS A KuTzEr

kutzer by Ckutzer October 27, 2020

Kurtzed

To show someone their place and put them in it. To take someone down a notch. (From the Dutch/German kurz meaning to be short with someone, but with righteous vigor).

conversation:

Person #1: "Not rushing you, but I noticed we haven’t gotten a new EEO topic for January yet. I’m just trying to do my part to keep us out of trouble."

Person #2 (Kurtz): "They are in the binders I gave at the annual meeting Jan-June is there."

BAM! He's been Kurtzed!

Kurtzed by Kurtzgirl April 4, 2013

Kurter 

A girl who will stay in a relationship just so when she ends it people won’t call her a hoe

She’s such a kurter she’s just trying to keep that relationship going so she isn’t considered a hoe

Kurter by OinkOink88 January 31, 2020

kurtzdress 

nothing compares to kurt cobains dress <3

i love kurtzdress so much, they are so pretty

kurtzdress by kurtzdress September 3, 2021