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If you meet a man named Kurtt. Whenever girls meet him, they immediately pull down their panties and flaunt it to him, showing him how wet they are. They would instantly get on their knees and finger fuck themselves while begging Kurtt to fuck them with his massive humongous 2 toned veiny cock. He is known the fuck girls into a coma (10 medically recorded so far). If you’re a girl and you come across Kurtt make sure you’re ready to get your pussy stretched out and your guts rearranged with his dick. Be ready to take his large throbbing cock inside you and feel it pulsate. Feel his wrath deep in you.
OMG KURTT IS HERE IM SUPER WET
Kurtt by Prodigious November 23, 2021
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Kurtaism 

Kurtaism is a religion known for worshiping “Kurapika” ⛓🔴👄🔴⛓ We say “AKAKU🛐🛐⛓” as daily prayers. ✨✨✨
Person A: My religion is Kurtaism

Person B: Oh Akaku 🛐😔🙏
Kurtaism by Jadestorm846 October 29, 2020
Kurtism is a religion worshiping god Kurapika Kurta. People of this religion say “AKAKU🛐” as a blessing to others.
I just converted to kurtism, AKAKU🛐”
Kurtism by Fartass1400 October 27, 2020
Kurtism is a religion worshiping god Kurapika Kurta from hunterXhunter. The people of this religion often say “AKAKU🛐” to bless.
Gon: “I recently converted to Kurtism”
Killua: “What the fuxk-“
kurtism by Fartass1400 October 27, 2020

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika Kurtaism from Hunter x Hunter. He is our god and savior and must be praised. akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐
Person A: “Hey did u do ur daily prayers? It’s part of our Kurtaism religion.”
Person B: “Omg I forgot I’ll go do it now.”
Person B: “akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”

Kurtis Town

A lovely town ran by the mayor, Kurtis Conner. A generous man who gives his citizens an extra greeting after they subscribe.
"Bro did you see Kurtis Conner's new video"
"Yuh bro did you get that extra greeting"
"Dude bro I've been part of Kurtis Town since the first video"
high fives mid-air

Kurtaism 

A religion solely based on Kurapika, our god and savior. We must pray to him everyday. Akaku akaku akaku morsakaru.
“Hey did you pray to Kurapika today our god and savior? It’s part of our religion Kurtaism”
Omg I forgot I’m gonna go do that right now.”
“akaku akaku akaku moesakaru 🛐 policemen swear to god 🛐”
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