Kurt Cobean 

Pretty cute blonde known to drink Quik on rehearsals and never use other thing than baggy jeans.
Oh, and the "bean" in his name? Maybe a joke, neither I know

"I really like the guitarists Kurt Cobean, Kirk Wahmmett, James Hetmountain and Brian Hay, hahah"

Kurt Cobean by Wahmmett July 20, 2020

Kurt Cobang 

A funny way to refer to Kurt Cobain, a lame musician who blew his head off with a shotgun, presumably making the sound "co-bang" in the process.

Kurt Cobang is no more. He blasted his head apart with a shotgun. When he did it, it went "Bang!" That was pretty smart of him to do that. He made a big nasty mess, too.

Kurt Cobang by PMax March 9, 2008

Kurt Cobanging 

Fornicating with your significant other while listening to Nirvana

Im sorry for the loud grunge music the past few days my wife and I have been Kurt Cobanging, it's done wonders for our marriage .

Kurt Cobanging by Websters2 June 12, 2015

kurt cobian

a very talented person...

Kurt Cobian is the greatest legend of all time

kurt cobian by wetfart666 January 27, 2021

Kurt Cobenuinely

Originated from a picture of Kurt Cobain looking directly into the camera with a completely blank, unamused, or slightly smirked expression? How did you think your mother-in-law felt when you were saying your vows. A variant of lowkenuinely.

Person A: Lowkirkenuinely could use a zyn right now.
Person B: Nah bro, Kurt Cobenuinely could use a white monster right now.

Kurt Cobenuinely by 7z9o July 23, 2026