A bitch ass teacher that comes from Andersen Middle School. Wants you to write great reviews on his bitch ass book, as a “lesson” and got mad at someone for having a disorder.

Person 1:
Ugh I hate Mr. Kalkowski so much

Person 2: I know he’s the worst teacher

Kalkowski by Somepersonthatexists August 30, 2020

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Jane Krakowski Effect

Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.

"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"

(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."

"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"

(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)

"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)

Jane Krakowski Effect by Cirdellin December 29, 2009

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Kalkowski

A name for a bitch ass teacher. Comes from Andersen Middle School but the origin teacher is so awful the name can be used across the world

Person A: Dude I fucking hate my teacher
Person B: Sounds like such a Kalkowski

Kalkowski by Koabska October 16, 2019

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maksymilijan kuligowski

He is an amazing person, at first he's caring, funny, kind, fun but after a while he starts to show his true colours and becomes violent, mean, annoying, smelly and weird. He leaves girls who love him and care for him, he leaves them feeling heartbroken to make himself feel better. He cares about only himself and will never stop being a selfish dick to people. He loves making people feel like shit because it makes him feel better about himself. He can't help the way he is because it's all he's ever learnt. If you do meet a maks don't be clingy, don't be a psycho, don't fuck him, don't do anything that could possibly annoy him because he will leave you to go out with a younger person as soon as you break up. Have fun with him whilst you can because it won't last. Maksymilijan kuligowski is and always will be a dickhead no matter how nice he tries to act. Yeah he does have some problems, he finds it hard to open up to people and because of this he's always full of anger and sadness he just doesn't like to show his emotions because he thinks it makes him vulnerable.

Maksymilijan kuligowski was the kindest, most handsome, caring, funniest guy I had ever met but one day he just woke up and became a selfish prick.

maksymilijan kuligowski by Crazybitch2.0 June 28, 2022

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