kulakowski

a ninja who is the master of 4 people

the rat from tmnt he leads raphael leonardo donatello michelangello-the rats a kulakowski

by kowkow April 18, 2010

Kurkowski

A legendary Bearded fellow. Well respected, and a devil with the ladies.

"Dude, nice beard."
"Thanks."
"You must be a Kurkowski with the ladies."

by Chememistry Student November 17, 2011

Josephi Krakowski

Some stupid polish guy

IT's me Josephi Krakowski with flex tape

by Josephi Krakowski v2 October 13, 2018

Kalkowski

A bitch ass teacher that comes from Andersen Middle School. Wants you to write great reviews on his bitch ass book, as a “lesson” and got mad at someone for having a disorder.

Person 1:
Ugh I hate Mr. Kalkowski so much

Person 2: I know he’s the worst teacher

by Somepersonthatexists August 30, 2020

Jane Krakowski Effect

Named after the Ally McBeal series actress, this is a condition in which men literally stop in their tracks when looking at a woman that is completely physically stunning and flawless. It is sometimes marked by the loss of peripheral consciousness for hours or days as the male stares transfixed, feeling no pain nor hunger nor any sense of responsibility to attend to necessary matters. In war, the use of Ms Krakowski directly, via her surrogates, or her images to immobilize the enemy is expressly forbidden under any and all of the Geneva Convention agreements.

"Whoa Jake...You zoned out dude. One minute you were fine and the next you were comatose. Was it that blonde in the blue miniskirt?"

(Still in something of a stupor) "Yeah. I think so."

"Jane Krakowski Effect huh?"

(Beside himself now) "Is she here? The real one? Where?" (Jake fades out again lost in a mental image)

"Oh the blessing and curse of having the angel Jane Krakowski and her ilk living amongst us." (Jake's friend laments)

by Cirdellin December 29, 2009

Kalkowski

A name for a bitch ass teacher. Comes from Andersen Middle School but the origin teacher is so awful the name can be used across the world

Person A: Dude I fucking hate my teacher
Person B: Sounds like such a Kalkowski

by Koabska October 16, 2019

Maksymilijan kuligowski

Maksymilijan kuligowski is a sexy man however he can be quite the dickhead. He makes people feel loved and then leaves them out of nowhere. He enjoys hurting people especially the people who care about him most. He will break your heart so don't trust this guy! Stay away from the maks 😂

Maksymilijan kuligowski is a piece of poo

by Crazybitch2.0 June 28, 2022