Kurete

Czheck god or goddess, amazing hair and eyes usually

The Kurete girls are the most amazing of their kind.

by Amylouise January 28, 2009

Kretenizem

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

afor addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

bfor pointing out how you don't like something;

cif you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

dwhen someone says something you find extremely irritating;

equite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.

1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")

by Bosslike January 14, 2013

Kürstein

A Kürstein is a person who is talented and gifted. They can do a lot of cool stuff such as running, jumping, thinking quick and rapping. They are also considered to be good-looking and quite tall compared to other people. They are also good at making money and getting girls.

-Yo that guy is HOT!
-Yeah he is a real Kürstein

by justmacdonalds323 January 17, 2018

Kurte

kurte another word for cute if you want to be funny then just say ´That anit kurte ummhmmm no it anit´.Or if something is not cute say cute

Look at her hair that anit kurte

by Ackadonkey January 29, 2020

kretek

An Indonesian cigarette, a blend of tobacco and cloves. They taste better and last longer than most other cigarettes.

American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.

Loser: "You think you're so cool with your funny smelling cigarette..."

Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."

by sanfud n sun May 11, 2006

Kurted

The act of shamelessly asking for or taking things you didn't work for. Mostly marijuana, cigarettes, and money. Bonus points if you never call what you want by it's real name

Come home and all your weed gone. Damn it son I just got Kurted.

See that cat asking for squares outside the club? I almost got Kurted.

"Yo man gimme one them Marlboro browns!" Nah my man, don't feel like getting Kurted today.

by Kurtillac killa June 10, 2018

kretek

a clove cigarette named after the sound it makes while it burns

"can i bum a kretek?"

"kretek kretek"

by hotsexbaby February 7, 2006