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Czheck god or goddess, amazing hair and eyes usually
The Kurete girls are the most amazing of their kind.
Kurete by Amylouise January 28, 2009
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Kretenizem 

1.)A condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones.

2.)A remarkably cool word which can be used for various purposes:

a]for addressing someone who is really stupid or annoys the shit out of you;

b]for pointing out how you don't like something;

c]if you have nothing to say when someone tells a funny or stupid joke;

d]when someone says something you find extremely irritating;

e]quite frankly it can be used as a substitution for any curse word in the existence.
1.) -OMGWTF what's up with that guy?
-Dude, you shouldn't make fun of him, I think he has kretenizem.

2.)a] -Hey, what's up?
-Shut the f*** up you kretenizem!

b]-Wooooow that's astounding!
-naah, I think it's really stupid ... what a kretenizem.

c]-You know why the world didn't end? Because Chuck Norris didn't allow it! HAHAHAHAHAHA
-haha kretenizem :)

d]-{jaw drops to the ground} Damn, look at that girls rack!
-That's my girlfriend you piece of shit! stop being such a kretenizem!

e]-kretenizem kretenizem, get of my property you fucking kretenizem or I will shoot the kretenizem out of your kretenizem!!! (also it sounds way less awkward than "I will shoot the shit out of your ass")
Kretenizem by Bosslike January 14, 2013
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Kürstein 

A Kürstein is a person who is talented and gifted. They can do a lot of cool stuff such as running, jumping, thinking quick and rapping. They are also considered to be good-looking and quite tall compared to other people. They are also good at making money and getting girls.
-Yo that guy is HOT!
-Yeah he is a real Kürstein
Kürstein by justmacdonalds323 January 17, 2018
kurte another word for cute if you want to be funny then just say ´That anit kurte ummhmmm no it anit´.Or if something is not cute say cute
Look at her hair that anit kurte
Kurte by Ackadonkey January 29, 2020
An Indonesian cigarette, a blend of tobacco and cloves. They taste better and last longer than most other cigarettes.

American kretek smokers are always young, listen to Slint, and like to watch movies like 8 1/2. Djarum Blacks are especially popular with these people because the cigarette paper, as the name suggests, is black.
Loser: "You think you're so cool with your funny smelling cigarette..."

Cool kid: "It's called a kretek, hon. And, yes, I am."
kretek by sanfud n sun May 11, 2006
The act of shamelessly asking for or taking things you didn't work for. Mostly marijuana, cigarettes, and money. Bonus points if you never call what you want by it's real name
Come home and all your weed gone. Damn it son I just got Kurted.

See that cat asking for squares outside the club? I almost got Kurted.

"Yo man gimme one them Marlboro browns!" Nah my man, don't feel like getting Kurted today.
Kurted by Kurtillac killa June 10, 2018
a clove cigarette named after the sound it makes while it burns
"can i bum a kretek?"

"kretek kretek"
kretek by hotsexbaby February 7, 2006
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