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Kirsteinity

Kirsteinity is the religion based on the supremacy of the hottest attack on titan character, Jean Kirstein.
Kirsteinity? What is that?
It’s the religion of all the bad bitches
Kirsteinity by ta_mère<3 July 12, 2021

Jean Kirstein 

A Jean Kirstein is seen as cocky, honest, and hot-headed. Some believe that he is a fine looking man. When he got frustrated, a Feckled Jesus use be there to calm him down. Nowadays he roams with his herd to fight Titans. It is hinted that he may resemble a horse. Many have created theories and fanart, but it has yet to be confirmed whether or not he is in fact, a horse.
Mikasa: Man, Jean Kirstein seems really confident today.
Armin: Yeah! He's so awesome and good looking! I wish I could be like him
Jean Kirstein by ErenJäger January 11, 2016

Jean Kirstein 

Jean Kirstein is the best attack on titan character. He will make u feel better every time you see him in the anime. It is worth loving him. Also he is the most "human" out of the all characters.
Julia: OMG! Jean Kirstein is so hot!
Me: I know
Jean Kirstein by Iliincut January 17, 2021

kerstein 

Kerstein is a beautiful, fun, smart, girl who is always the talk around town because she's just that amazing. girls are always jealous of her and the boys love her, you better watch out ladies she'll take your man!
Kerstein you are so awesome
kerstein by Amoursunshine December 21, 2016

Jean Kirstein 

He’s a cocky person but also a very sweet loving person, they are always there for you too<3
Jean Kirstein by Jeans gf ;) April 30, 2021

Jean Kirstein 

Jean Kirstein is the best, hottest, coolest, and most well written/enjoyable character in the entirety of Attack on titan. He is a god and I devote my mortal soul to him <3
"do you like Jean Kirstein"
"yes"
"you're really hot please kiss me"
"OK"
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