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A person who seeks world domination, and will get it by however means possible. Yet eventually fails.
Usually toxic, fascist and a liar.
Hey Bob, don't turn into a Krza!"
Krza by GToMasterBeast January 4, 2020
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Krzan

Krzan is a very special man. He loves mathematics. He is verly tall. He is in love with mathematics. He is a teacher. He has a GoOd sense of humor. EvErYoNe LoVeS hIm.
Gurl 1: I wish that hot teach was mine.
Gurl 2: I kno right
Gurl 1: Sadly he's already with that gurl Mathematics.
Gurl 2: Oh, he must be a Krzan!
Krzan by mf retardi b February 24, 2020
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A fork made of ant bones. It is only made in Lapland.
I bought these krzablms for you, so you could eat walrus easier.
Krzablm by Aslakkki April 28, 2005

krzaniching 

1) the act of a male business executive having extramarital sexual relations with his secretary or personal assistant
2) the failure of employee to meet basic deliverables in a timely manner, while repeatedly promising to do so
1) Matt Lauer was caught krzaniching that broad in broad daylight at NBC headquarters.
2)Dwight quit krzaniching and bring the Einstein bagels you promised last week and last quarter and last year, already!
krzaniching by IntelDude June 25, 2018
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