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The perfect woman. Intelligent, caring, and sexy. Krystela's are indecisive and emotional yet make excellent girlfriends. They smell like a combination between the scented candle section at target and a coldstone. Easily startled, Krystela's don't make very good guard girlfriends. Very classy, with a hint of chunti, Krystela's are prone to success.
Ghetto Mexican boy: Daaayyymm. Ay dawg who dat fine girl walkin like she gotta be somewhere?
Ghetto Mexican boy 2: Foo dat Krystela. She don't mess with bario boys. She go to college.
by Dudeknewwhocoofool March 18, 2017
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A term coined by Terrson to represent a form of Jenga where one removes an article of clothing whenever the tower falls.
It was a fearsome sight indeed after the tower fell for the last time, after that, strip jenga was forever banned in the lounge.

<Terrson> My name shall not go down in history as the guy who codified Strip Jenga.
Guess again, Terrson.
by OmniBot August 05, 2008
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