kristján ómar

A PE teacher that kills you with exercise then laughs at you for being tired after doing 50 pushups and running 10 kilometers.

Kid 1: -dead-
Kid 2: Oh no, Kristján Ómar is teaching PE today!

by IAmAStegosaurusThatEatsSphaget May 8, 2020

Kristján

The biggest goon of them all. If you see a Kristján, bewere, he might mug you

Man 1: is that a silly goon?
Man 2: No that’s a Kristján, we better get a move on

by Younginnnn November 26, 2021

Kristján Ingólfsson

Kristján Ingólfsson is a Icelandic name and also means cum swallower

Person 1: Wow, so he sells sex for a living?
Person 2: No not sex, but he is a Kristján Ingólfsson, thats where he gets his money

by Guðlaug Þórsdóttir November 22, 2021