Krichening 

The act of leading people on, and making them think you’re joining them in plans when you never had any actual intentions of following through

Guys I think she’s krichening again, she’s not gonna come.

Krichening by Stella Marten August 4, 2022

Kristening 

1. Laying around all day
2. Being generally just unproductive and boring

Tony was kristening all day while he watched tv and didn't even shower or change out of his sweat pants.

Kristening by thadyron October 28, 2013

Kitchening

Kitchening is verb and is either a present participle or a gerund. it refers to all acts commonplace in kitchen, of no difinitive type. This includes but is not limited to cooking, dining, washing dishes, entertaining, midnight snacking, or sneaking a scoop of your roommates ice cream

Though the etymology finds origin in American English, it can be used in reference to any intergalactic uni/multiveral kitchen or kitchenette.

Come over! I just cleaned the house and in the mood to do some kitchening now that there's a place to put down a couple martini glasses.

Kitchening by Avi Shankar May 11, 2017

Kitchening

Kitchening is the act in which you go to the kitchen. More commonly used as a noun in this reference kitchening is actually a verb. Kitchening may entail lost of different activities which is determined by that of the kitchener. Some may coffee, other may water but most of the time the kitchener may partake in a form of interpretative dance.

I'm kitchening now. Back from kitchening. Giiiirlll do the kitchen

Kitchening by Cadabby September 19, 2012

Krackening Out 

A strong urge to start hating on someone incessantly or to tell someone to kill themselves. The trend usually derives from behaviors in the Homestuck Discord (HSD) and is commonly exhibited by those who are just mad at the world.

He claimed that god didn't love me, and just started Krackening Out

Krackening Out by UnderdeveloptCorrupt December 9, 2023

Kristening

Like christening, but when a woman named Kristen cums so much and leaves it all over the place.

There will be a Kristening in this room tonight. We are going to Kristen the truck bed tonight.

Kristening by Bucks123 May 5, 2026