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felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone
felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"
felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021
Related Words
Krenk krenken Krenkiest gene krenkle KreekCraft krank kenk koenkie Kren Kenken
Little known cousin (from the country) of Krampus.

Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.

To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.

There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.
Yo bro, light that candle or Krankle gonna get yo weak ass.
Krankle by papacholo December 23, 2019

Klenking 

Australian slang term for the excessive use of mobile device distracting a person from another task such as walking, driving, conversing with others.
Hey! I'm talking to you? Quit your klenking.
A very confident dude who will become an MIT fratboy.
YO KRENJEN, JOIN ZOOM.
KRENJEN UR A KOOL KID!
krenjen by krenjens.lover January 24, 2021

kenkensquidkuddlephish 

A lost soul with no purpose but lie to himself.

Yes, we all feel sad and sorry for him... Being a waste of our planet's oxygen supply.
kenkensquidkuddlephish bro! Oh, you mean Jeff, bud that's fuckin cancer boy! The guy isn't even a script kiddie yet.
Yo, he told us his balls haven't dropped yet either! lelz
going crazy or getting turnt alone or with another person
#1
Sadie: "hey Harley are you ok"
Harley: "No i'm totally kranken"

#2

Rosie: "Yo guys, Alexa and Max are totally kranken right now"

Jake: "Woah! no way! I wanna get kranken"