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An expression used to describe an incident where an adult is sarcastically judgmental toward a child or young adult.
Mr. Davidson: "Billy, how many napkins are on this table?"
Billy: "Nine, Mr. Davidson."
Mr. Davidson: "And how many people are at this table, Billy?"
Billy: "Ten, Mr. Davidson. I'll get one more napkin."
Mr. Davidson: "That's not the point. You don't do this at home do you? Make sure there are enough napkins for everyone!"
John: "Billy, you just got kraus'd by Mr. Davidson."
Kraus'd by bradk282 August 22, 2010
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Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox 

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."
"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

The Final Kraut Down Burger 

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with sauerkraut
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Final Kraut Down Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

International klaus day 

December 25th is international klaus day, on which you must watch the netflix original movie klaus or else
Better fucking watch klaus on international klaus day!

Dirty Mr. Krabs 

the sexual act of shoving dollar bills into a girls asshole with a crab claw.
Dude i gave jenny a Dirty Mr. Krabs last night

Dirty Klaus 

When a baseball player starts playing golf, but they suck at both.
Yo the whole team just pulled a dirty klaus.
Dirty Klaus by unfort February 22, 2021

Dustin Krause

Noun or verb

A person who think he can fix anything with gum, toothpick,and back hair. And look beautiful and sexy doing it
Wow look at that sexy beautiful beast fix everything he touches he is being a Dustin Krause
Dustin Krause by DKrauseRSG August 13, 2020
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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