Kraus'd

An expression used to describe an incident where an adult is sarcastically judgmental toward a child or young adult.

Mr. Davidson: "Billy, how many napkins are on this table?"
Billy: "Nine, Mr. Davidson."
Mr. Davidson: "And how many people are at this table, Billy?"
Billy: "Ten, Mr. Davidson. I'll get one more napkin."
Mr. Davidson: "That's not the point. You don't do this at home do you? Make sure there are enough napkins for everyone!"
John: "Billy, you just got kraus'd by Mr. Davidson."

by bradk282 August 22, 2010

Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox

A mechanic's way of saying "I'm having trouble working on this car."

"Dan, how's the transmission on my BMW coming along?"
"Got Damn Stupid Mother Fucking Piece of Shit Lemon What Fuckin Kraut Designed This Shitbox"

by DeepFriedPedos December 7, 2020

The Final Kraut Down Burger

As seen on Bob's Burgers: a special burger that comes with sauerkraut

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's The Final Kraut Down Burger, it's served with sauerkraut!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

International klaus day

December 25th is international klaus day, on which you must watch the netflix original movie klaus or else

Better fucking watch klaus on international klaus day!

by ThisMelonBen December 24, 2020

Dirty Mr. Krabs

the sexual act of shoving dollar bills into a girls asshole with a crab claw.

Dude i gave jenny a Dirty Mr. Krabs last night

by HitlerTheCrossingGuard December 14, 2014

Dirty Klaus

When a baseball player starts playing golf, but they suck at both.

Yo the whole team just pulled a dirty klaus.

by unfort February 22, 2021

Dustin Krause

Noun or verb

A person who think he can fix anything with gum, toothpick,and back hair. And look beautiful and sexy doing it

Wow look at that sexy beautiful beast fix everything he touches he is being a Dustin Krause

by DKrauseRSG August 13, 2020