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carmilla karnstein 

The best lesbian vampire you will ever encounter. She knows everything about the philosophy & her style is edgy af.
Jane: hey did you watch the latest Carmilla episode?
Katy: of course I did! Carmilla Karnstein is so insightful and badass.

Jane: I know! Carmilla and Laura Hollis are my OTP
carmilla karnstein by Chlarke February 28, 2016

The Fran-kenstein Challenge 

To assemble a group of males within an office and deliberate what sum of money it would take to have video taped anal sex with a 40-pump lumber jack thrust minimum with possibly the ugliest man-woman alive. You must smile the entire time during the sex act and may NOT be under any drug/alcohol influence. The winning bidder is to receive the amount of money agreed upon in unmarked, tax-free cash. The taped video is then to be displayed on a sex website for everyone to see.
I can't believe that Brad lost the rights to The Fran-kenstein Challenge to Pete by only $100.00. Pete had the biggest Rodriguez smile ever when he was counting all those hundreds.
A crature living in the ghetto. the Karstein is made of a substance created in a chemicl reaction between weed and boose. the Karstein knows everyone in the ghetto, because the Karstein is the father of the ghetto. while hanging in the ghetto the Karstein eats a lot of Kebab and sausage.
GOSH! what is that stinky creature? oh i't's a Karstein outside the Ghetto.
Karstein by OlaNormann October 21, 2011

Krunkstein 

The nickname for the craziest drinker at a party, the one who passes out on the floor while everyone is still playing beerpong
Man, that guy passed out under the beepong table is fuckin Krunkstein.
Krunkstein by Cocakola March 6, 2009

Branstein 

A man/boy who can not do anything correctly. Not a reliable "friend". Someone who is incapable of telling the truth. Who can not keep an erect penis. Who can not understand a restraining order. May or may not have small hands. A complete loser, who has their stuck up their ass. A.K.A. a douche bag.
Wow that fuck tard is such a Branstein!
Branstein by Jebadiah Dumbdumb September 20, 2010

kristein 

So fine and sexi and fuck your mom n the ass and not loyal
Sexy ass kristein baby
kristein by Kristein smith March 14, 2017