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Khuilo is the president of Russia Vladimir Putin. Originally it appeared in Ukraine in the spring of 2014 when soccer fans performed the song consisting of only one line: "Putin khuilo! La-la-la-la-la-la..." Khuilo literally means "dickhead" or "fucker". Earlier it was widespread in Russian and Ukrainian for naming generally a mean, cynic, greedy etc. person. Now it has got rebirth with a single unique meaning - Putin.
"I am for you protesting. I am ready to be here with you and say 'Russia, get out of Ukraine'... Yes, Putin is a khuilo, yes." (Ukraine's acting foreign minister Andriy Deshchytsia said this before the crowd gathered in front of the Russian embassy in Kyiv to protest against Russian military aggression to Ukraine; June 14, 2014)
khuilo by yaptt July 2, 2014
Related Words
Kquil • Kquilpt • kquid • Kqilum • khuilo • khuilopedia • kqilenas • kqileu • kqualling • kquin

Putin's khuilo 

Derived from the Ukrainian football (soccer) chant "Putin khuilo!" (literal: "Putin (is a) dickhead!"), later adopted by the Orange Revolution, "Putin's khuilo" is Donald Trump, whose appointment of pro-Putin staff, elimination of solidarity-with-Ukraine from the Republican platform (even as that country is being invaded), and association with Russian mob figures leave little to the imagination regarding his behind-the-scenes patronage.

The phrase asserts Trump is Putin's condom, or codpiece, as the Russian tyrant fucks the world through influencing the US to accomplish its objectives for it, and intercept the political fallout.
"With Putin's khuilo in the White House, the US becomes a neo-Soviet satellite under Kremlin control."
Putin's khuilo by Honeyko August 10, 2016
the guy that quote on quote hacked
hey do you know kquid,yes thats that hacker guy aye
Kquid by FORTNUT GAMING November 4, 2020
Meaning 'fart' in the Georgian language. It is considered, low and vulgar. However, like all 'naughty words', young women will giggle at your use of it... perhaps.
didi kuili (big fart)
kuili by DrWhodini September 24, 2015
The name of an interdimensional being that currently resides on Earth trying to help guide humanity to heir highest elevation.
It's ok, Kuilan will save us.
Kuilan by Rolandchocobo October 9, 2019
a stupid fuck who keeps posting images of himself on twitter like a fucking weirdo
and he cheated in fortnite comp lmao
oh hey kquid lost his entire career by being a shit cheater on fortnite what a loser L
kquid by keemstar4298/ November 4, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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