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kulander 

he is a kulander
kulander by a_m_g August 2, 2018
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Kuilan • kailani • kailana • Keilan • Keilana • Keilani • kulanu • kailanah • Keilany • KHILAN
Keilana is a very unique name and is a very pretty girl. she is confident and knows exactly what she wants. she is always the life of the party and has a best friends that she always takes care of. keilana is beautiful and amazing and if you know one don’t let her go. any boy would be the luckiest boy alive to have her.
Yo man i’m crushing on that keilana over there
Keilana by i like horses May 1, 2018
Kailani, the type of girl that everyone knows and loves. Shes funny, nice beautiful, and simply amazing in every way. The type of person that loves to sing, a person who is intelligent, and loves chow chows. The type of girl that cares for you, and will help you whenever u need help. Shes irresistible, almost everyone will fall for her. No matter the age, race, and gender. If u had a friend like her you wouldn't regret any moment u spend with her. Every moment , every minute, every second, is a moment you want to treasure. She is truly a special person. Unique from others. Simply amazing.
Kailani is a girl.
Kailani by Bob Porter June 29, 2017
The name kailani means the sea and sky in Hawaiian. Kailani is usually a mixed girl with some secrets in her past, Kailani is a bad bitch but she’s also a good bitch. She’s an athlete with the best body out of the normal girl. Kailani has a phat booty but not too big. She’s loyal to every man or women that is lucky to be in a relationship with her and is known by everyone. Though a Kailani has her flaws she denies the beauty she doesn’t think she has. Kailani is smart in school she’s the girl people envy and get jealous ove. A Kailanis home life is usually not the best but is still grateful and works hard to provide. She is almost a comedian and will go bat shit crazy during any event that involves her friends just to get them to laugh.Dont be fooled the good girl image she may put as her reputation is not what she is , name it she’s most likely done it, but she doesn’t show off to be cool. She’s an amazing friend and will listen to and help all of your problems. Kailani is also a secret freak in the sheets if you get her to come out of her shell you’re in for an amazing treat, she knows what she’s doing. Overall Kailani is smart, hardworking,athletic,humble,hilarious, and a lot more. Try being friends with a kailani she’ll make your day.
Girl- Is that Kailani?
Girls boyfriend- yeah she’s great

Girl- no she’s not!

Boyfriends friend- yeah she’s well fit.

Girl- omg

Girls friend - I want Kailanis’ body
Kailani by iknowdawei May 3, 2018
Keilana will be shy when you meet her at first. But she’s definitely a person that is worth getting to know. She will be funny, weird, outgoing, and comforting. She’s probably one of the greatest people you’ll ever meet. She beauty and young looking. Though, she often gets upset when people don’t treat her the age she is, or treats her differently because she looks younger. Keilana is short, beautiful, and smart. She’s smart academically and socially. If you ever meet a keilana make sure to cherish her. Keilana also tends to hide her true feelings about somthing so every once in a while ask her if she’s ok. Keilana is really one of the best most honest and loyal person you’ll ever meet. DONT underestimate her!
Keilana is one of the best people I’ve ever met. She’s shy at first but then in the end she’s outgoing and stands up for herself. She beautiful in every way, but at the same time she holds back what she’s really thinking. Make sure she’s ok, even if she seems like she is. Always cherish your keilana.
Keilana by Hayden Lawrence July 14, 2019
Kailani is the cute girl of the century, everyone wants to go out with her. There will be that one lucky guy that will go out with her and be able to say I love you to her. She tends to hang out with the boys and has a lot to say. She is cute, awesome, adorable, strong, well minded, and fine as hell! She has a great body, personality and smile. If you get the chance to go out with her stay with her!
Jock: who is that fine piece of ass over there!?
Jock: Maaan that's Kailani she is the finest girl in the world, I would do anything for that!
Kailani by About jskhhansi May 16, 2014
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

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"Wow, what a Bunhead."

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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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