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Why just gossip,do kossip
kossip by jignesh talasila November 30, 2009
1-To flatter or otherwise act more positive than normal , usually to a person in a position of power (IE teacher, boss, head gangster, slave master, etc) in the hopes of attaining personal gain in the form of a better opinion from the kissupee. Often spelled 'Kiss Up'

2-A person who kisses up (see definition 1)

3-To date someone in a much higher social class than you. Often spelled 'kiss up'

4-A person who dates someone in a much higher social class than them.
1-Did you see how James brought Mrs. Blow chocolate? He was totally kissing up to her.

2-James is such a kissup. He gave our teacher Mrs. Blow oral just so he could get an A.

3-Did you see Moriah kiss up? He and that slutty cheerleader Emily were making googly eyes at each other all through that test!

4-Moriah got lucky, the damn kissup. He was sucking Emily's tits behind the gym.
Kissup by Exoskeleton October 23, 2009
Coming from the finnish word "Koskenkorva" which is a label of booze. Often used as a general word for booze.
Ey, won't you hand me the Kossu.
kossu by Samittaja August 20, 2006

Crazy Kossuth 

Kossuth was a bearded man. Big beard. Crazy Kossuth is essentially the same as Dirty Sanchez, but with a lot more 'ink'
So after Joe had at it with Jane, he gave her a Crazy Kossuth as he should.

She didn't mind her Crazy Kossuth after she came 3 times on his cock.
Crazy Kossuth by danzirulez March 18, 2021
a) Noun: Kossu is usually refered to as a big ugly thing.
b) Verb: Kossu(ing) - Being an ass hole or being ugly or dumb.

Its background is Finnish, usually people refer themselves as Kossu as being cool, but due to recent translations it actualy means the above.

The people who are called Kossu are generally fat, losers who like Star Wars and think they are cool by being Racist.
That fucking Kossu ass! I SWEAR HE IS GAY.
kossu by ShAyA January 2, 2005

Kissup Trick

Another term for wall jumping in Mario. Originated from New Super Mario Bros DS.
Ah man are you guys doing the kissup trick.
Kissup Trick by Mn0s October 30, 2019
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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