Koppenberg 

A name condition, where no matter how many times you tell someone how to say it, they always call you something different.

"Hi Mr. Kloppenburg." "In today's news, Mr. Koppenberger goes to jail". "Good one, Cockenberg."

Koppenberg by Cockenberg November 17, 2009

Kloppenburg Surprise 

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

Kloppenburg Surprise by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

Kippenberger 

A person with divine skill in everything they do. One who is pure awesomeness.

Wow! Bailey is a natural! He must be none other than a kippenberger!

Kippenberger by TheDreamxxl April 28, 2014

kupperberging 

To blather on about nothing of importance of to go off on so many tangents that you completely lose sight of what the main point of your statement was.

Yeah, he was just kupperberging for the last half hour.

kupperberging by Dungle Berry May 25, 2010

Kloppenberg

one who ushers
one who is an ice machine

Kloppenberg! your fired!

Kloppenberg by trumpy13 November 18, 2003

Kloppenburgitus 

A disease where one is addicted to the consumption of Trimspa and Vanilla Extract

"I think I have a bad case of Kloppenburgitus becuase I'm craving vanilla extract."

Kloppenburgitus by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

klippenberg 

Klippenberg is a totally awesome surname with orgins from scandinavia. It is usually associated with really hardcore viking-types who drinks beer from bellybuttons.

OH MY GOD! That klippenberg drank beer out of that bellybutton without getting navle-loo in his mouth!

That Klippenberg is totally handsome

klippenberg by johkojac December 29, 2012