Koppenberg

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A name condition, where no matter how many times you tell someone how to say it, they always call you something different.

"Hi Mr. Kloppenburg." "In today's news, Mr. Koppenberger goes to jail". "Good one, Cockenberg."

Koppenberg by Cockenberg November 17, 2009

Words you can keep

Kloppenburg Surprise

A kloppenburg Surprise is when cut a hole in the bottom of a christmas present and set it in your lap while you stick your limp cock inside. Stuff tissue paper inside the box, covering your penis, and ask someone to open it. The victim will be forced to stick their hands inside the box and dig for your surprise.

Oh my gosh! All I got for Christmas was a Kloppenburg surprise!

Kloppenburg Surprise by Kloppenburg October 9, 2006

Kippenberger

A person with divine skill in everything they do. One who is pure awesomeness.

Wow! Bailey is a natural! He must be none other than a kippenberger!

Kippenberger by TheDreamxxl April 28, 2014

kupperberging

To blather on about nothing of importance of to go off on so many tangents that you completely lose sight of what the main point of your statement was.

Yeah, he was just kupperberging for the last half hour.

kupperberging by Dungle Berry May 25, 2010

Kloppenberg

one who ushers
one who is an ice machine

Kloppenberg! your fired!

Kloppenberg by trumpy13 November 18, 2003

Kloppenburgitus

A disease where one is addicted to the consumption of Trimspa and Vanilla Extract

"I think I have a bad case of Kloppenburgitus becuase I'm craving vanilla extract."

Kloppenburgitus by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

klippenberg

Klippenberg is a totally awesome surname with orgins from scandinavia. It is usually associated with really hardcore viking-types who drinks beer from bellybuttons.

OH MY GOD! That klippenberg drank beer out of that bellybutton without getting navle-loo in his mouth!

That Klippenberg is totally handsome

klippenberg by johkojac December 29, 2012

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026