Person 1: we ran out of pucker.
Person 2: how will we get drunk?
Person 3: I have some Vanilla extract in my cupboard.

"Hey, did you hear that Courtney got overcharged at Chipotle and, as revenge, she stole all of their hot sauce? Why does she always do the most?"
"Damn, that's the textbook definition of vanilla extract. You should hear about my white boy Dave though - he's so vanilla extract that he once fucked in plain sight at a NASCAR event. Vanilla extract as fuck."