Definitions by Schlotfeld

Kloppenburgitus 

A disease where one is addicted to the consumption of Trimspa and Vanilla Extract

"I think I have a bad case of Kloppenburgitus becuase I'm craving vanilla extract."

Kloppenburgitus by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007

Ice Fairy 

One who is a male, but a female at heart.
One who skates around like a fairy on the ice and wears purple and pink glittery ice skates with fairy wings on them.

Austin - "You know that Jay kid?"
Nate - "Yeah, what an ice fairy."

Ice Fairy by Schlotfeld April 25, 2007