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Yo stop being so koonzy and gimme those 2x4s
Koonzy by gayrat69 December 17, 2019
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Someone who condescending but disguises it as being helpful. They think they know everything but they actually don't.
Stop being koonzy, only an idiot would nail directly into our stage.
Koonzy by MeanGreenMother December 18, 2019
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Koonzy’s basement 

Koonzy’s basement is a realm unseen by god, it is an infinite purgatory of hallways and slowly rotating tables. Those who are damned walk these halls are rarely seen again, for many horrors stalk these halls. There is no salvation to be found in this dark realm, only the infinite hordes of the smol Ames, always watching.
Koonzy’s basement is an unescapable constant, you will never escape.
An insulated sleeve designed to keep a beverage container (typically a can of beer or soda, but also a beer keg) cool.
It's hot out there. Better grab a koozy for my beer.
koozy by maribert September 18, 2012
Koonye (#Koonye) is a nickname for rapper Kanye West after he voiced his ire for President Obama while professing love for Trump (despite Trump’s seemingly racist views). The nickname proliferated further after Kanye subsequently asserted that 400 years of slavery was a choice made by African Americans.
Koonye West has missed several doses of his anti-psychotic medication and consequently he’s been on a nonsensical rant.
Koonye by Nicholem718 June 1, 2018
Another word for drunk. The drunker you are, the Koonkier. Simply put, Koonky times are fun times. Toonky means you are TOO Koonky. This term was derived from the Koonky Cougars. A phenomenal group of 10 girls who da baddest bitches in town.
"Oh my god I am so Koonky right now"
"Bitch please don't get Toonky, I'm not cleaning up your vom"
Koonky by CornNibbieBitch February 25, 2020

Koonye West 

A racial slur degrading Kanye West for his many rants about white people hating black people.
Hey, did you hear that Koonye West still hates white people?
-Yeah, but he helped out Vince and his boys (Entourage Reference) get to Cannes, so I guess he's not so Koonye anymore.
Koonye West by Churnosaurus Rex December 8, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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