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noun, a regional slang term used in the lower Midwest of the USA, for a corrupt police officer. Origin: A police corruption scandal in the 1970s, taken from the last name of one of the convicted officers, Carl E. Koonce.

Pronounced koon-see
I thought they'd charge me with drunk driving, but that koonce cop just took $50.
koonce by hotfudge July 3, 2006
Words you can keep
Don't be a Koonce
Koonce by Paul Brian September 19, 2017
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Koonce Move 

To screw it up so badly, so often, that you have to completely abort mission, and you’re known among your peers for doing so.
“Just screwed over the whole project
“Total Koonce Move bruh”
Koonce Move by ExudingBDE October 25, 2018

Kaptain Koonce 

A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight
Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!
Kaptain Koonce by Ujama May 7, 2018
Koondeh means "Queer" or "Faggot" in Persian. It is derogatory and almost always used when insulting someone.

Koondeh sounds similar to the German word for "customer". This similarity is commonly known by average Iranians.
That Koondeh son of a bitch ripped us off!

He is nothing but a Koondeh
Koondeh by Xerxar August 20, 2010

Koonesian 

noun; a person from any marginalized community, who will repeat the words, actions, and stereotypes of racist, white supremacists, and member of the white patriarchy. People of Color/People from maligned minorities who curry the praise of those who, historically, hate them. From the root word Koonesia.
"Candice Owens is like the damn Patron Saint of all KOONESIANS!"
"I get so damn sick of these KOONESIANS kissing up to white folks to get a pat on the damn head!"

Koonchomboleh 

A very annoying and irritating koon, which is the persian word for butt. (however, it holds a different connotation in farsi) Used to express discontentment towards the receiver of the word, can be used as an expletive.
This song is so repetitive, what kind of koonchomboleh would write this??
Koonchomboleh by Ayrash August 8, 2010
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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