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noun, a regional slang term used in the lower Midwest of the USA, for a corrupt police officer. Origin: A police corruption scandal in the 1970s, taken from the last name of one of the convicted officers, Carl E. Koonce.

Pronounced koon-see

I thought they'd charge me with drunk driving, but that koonce cop just took $50.

koonce by hotfudge July 3, 2006

Words you can keep

Koonce

A fat prick

Don't be a Koonce

Koonce by Paul Brian September 19, 2017

Related Words

koonce • Koonce Move • Kaptain Koonce • kooner • koonery • Koondeh • Kooney • Koonverbal • keonce • konces

Koonce Move

To screw it up so badly, so often, that you have to completely abort mission, and you’re known among your peers for doing so.

“Just screwed over the whole project”
“Total Koonce Move bruh”

Koonce Move by ExudingBDE October 25, 2018

Kaptain Koonce

A motherfucking badass who’s black and is best friends with your mom. He’ll kill everyone in sight

Carter: Let me see your phone
John: give it back or ima go Kaptain Koonce on your ass bitch!

Kaptain Koonce by Ujama May 7, 2018

Koondeh

Koondeh means "Queer" or "Faggot" in Persian. It is derogatory and almost always used when insulting someone.

Koondeh sounds similar to the German word for "customer". This similarity is commonly known by average Iranians.

That Koondeh son of a bitch ripped us off!

He is nothing but a Koondeh

Koondeh by Xerxar August 20, 2010

Koonesian

noun; a person from any marginalized community, who will repeat the words, actions, and stereotypes of racist, white supremacists, and member of the white patriarchy. People of Color/People from maligned minorities who curry the praise of those who, historically, hate them. From the root word Koonesia.

"Candice Owens is like the damn Patron Saint of all KOONESIANS!"
"I get so damn sick of these KOONESIANS kissing up to white folks to get a pat on the damn head!"

Koonesian by Thomas "The Villain" Bishop April 19, 2022

Koonchomboleh

A very annoying and irritating koon, which is the persian word for butt. (however, it holds a different connotation in farsi) Used to express discontentment towards the receiver of the word, can be used as an expletive.

This song is so repetitive, what kind of koonchomboleh would write this??

Koonchomboleh by Ayrash August 8, 2010

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026