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Arabic slang for "meat" aka Penis. Using Kooft as a "Penis" slang, started in Colorado by the Lebanese.
DAAAAMMMMNNN!! That girl wants my KOOFT!!!!!
Kooft by G Weeci October 20, 2011
Related Words
kooft • koofty • Koofters • Koofting • koof • koofy • Koont • koontz • Kooter • kofta
VAYY KOOFT!! eyya kooft!!, asa kooft.
kooft by JESSMEECH May 31, 2007
1. Another name for the good good (marajuana)
2. A really good time, especially when the good good is in use
1.Hey man, wanna hit up wawa and then hit the koofty?
2. Maaaan, that party last night was so NOT lit, but I pulled out the good good and I had a koofty time.
Koofty by Yetis Flexer July 3, 2015

koothead 

an insult similar to peebrain
usually preceded by dummy and idot
abbeighyie: you fool. you clown. you idot.
kulsoom: okay peebrain
abby: okay koothead
koothead by hiraffe January 28, 2021

krofting 

Guzzling champagne from someone's butthole. Named after 60 minutes star, Steve Kroft.
Krofting at the VIP
krofting by Explixitx January 9, 2015
from Bulgarian word 'kofti' describing the socio-economic situation in the state.
embarrasing, unpleasant, hard (for a situation), and therefore one is trying to get out of it as soon as possible and forget about it;
also used in the sence of 'life sucks' - 'kofti man!´

to be read /'k o f t e e/
kofti situation;
Weather is kofti today.
That was a kofti situation , man, i did not know he's gonna bring all of his friends with him.
kofti by keshet August 30, 2005
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Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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