Kony2012 

Mainstream shit, that everyone started caring about in the past week, even though, this example of it, has been going on for quite a while, and on a worldwide basis, the crisis, that it points out, has been going on for years everywhere.
(the video points out a certain person, named Joseph kony, Leader of a resistance army, who is responsible, for the murder of many innocent people, along with his soldiers.)
:S

Ex-1- -Fred- "Omg Chris, Did you hear about that Kony2012 thing, it is life changing!"

-Chris- "Ugh, that is the biggest load of bullshit in the world! Shit like this has been happening for years, the only reason people care for this Kony2012 Bullshit, is because some faggot, a few people care about, put someone on blast, over youtube!"

Ex-2. Kony2012 was the bigggest waste of 30 minutes, of my life.. And i have done some pretty wasteful stuff..

Kony2012 by OdinBorson June 20, 2012

Kony2012 

A s30 minute meaningless youtube video which probably you would only show to your friends to show off it's supreme virality. While claiming that it wanted to "make joseph kony, an warlord and child abductor famous to arrest him for international justice" it became too obvious after a few scandals that they were video director was scamming your money. The video told you that it needed to pay 5 bucks to help the capturing. It used fancy graphics and a whole ton of other physcological tricks to capture the viewers emotion so they'd lose there minds and and pay money. It got 112 million views in 6 days.

Person when it just came out: KONY2012 KONY2012 KONY2012!!!!!!!!!! MAKE HIM FAMOUS!!!!!

Educated Person: Oh, yeah that, it's like 3 times as viral as friday

Kony2012 by Iusedmyrealname November 5, 2012

Kony 2012 

Internet fad created by "Invisible Children" in order to generate money and make Twitter users feel better about themselves.

Kony 2012 is a good example of a circle jerk.

Kony 2012 by Sidewalk June 17, 2012

KONY 2012 

Movement that allows anyone using facebook or twitter with half a brain think they are a hardcore activist even though their only source of information is from a Youtube video.

Typical Facebook status: "WE NEED TO GET BRING PEACE. KONY 2012."

KONY 2012 by HerpDerper June 20, 2012

Kony 2012 

One does not simply destabilize an Ugandian warlord by sharing a video.

I shared Kony 2012! I ended war in Uganda!

Kony 2012 by Jklol95 July 29, 2012

Kony 2012 

A campaign by Invisible Children Inc with the intention of making as much money for its founders as possible: otherwise known as a "scam." Last year Invisible Children pocketed over $5,000,000 (not counting salaries) and only gave 24% of their revenue to African countries. This year, with the widespread familiarity of their new viral video "Kony 2012," will bring even MORE profits to the fraud charity's owners.

Gullible teen girl: Stop Kony and support Invisible Children! Kony 2012!!!

Me: Go Phony 2012!!!!

Kony 2012 by theyareanythingbutvisible June 21, 2012

kony 2012 

An annoying documentary on Joesph Kony by Jason Russell (who is also the founder of the Invisible Children Organization) that went viral in March 2012 on every social networking website. Joesph Kony is a warlord in Uganda who abducts children, forces them to kill their parents and serve his army. Jason Russell and his supporters want to make Kony famous in order to make the US armed forces go to Uganda and arrest him by gaining support from members of US congress and celebrities. The whole thing is very annoying. What Kony is doing is definitely a crime against humanity, however why should the US armed forces be bugged about this? Last time we checked the US armed forces were a group of soldiers to eliminate THREATS not a group of mercenaries that will kill anybody that others don't like. We have sent 100 troops to Uganda however they are inactive once they get there. Honestly if these people want Kony dead so bad Jason Russell and his supporters should have a fundraiser, go to Uganda, by cheap AK and AKM type rifles from a local dealer and hunt him down themselves. You are not fighting a war by bugging others to fight it for you. Quit bugging the US military for everything they're not a commissioning service. The supporters should also stop bashing anybody who does not care about the situation as it is not mandatory. The activism for a good cause but has terrible demands.

Person1:Did you get a kony 2012 video on your wall?

Person2: Yeah, those idiots think they're helping by liking the video and bashing anybody who does not want to get involved.

Person1: I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

kony 2012 by Ekim_ August 5, 2012