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A place in Finland close to Mellunmäki.

Kontula is the place where spurgus (or spuges) sell alcohol to under age teens for small fee.

Kontula is also the place where you can buy all sorts of drugs and get stabbed to death.
Edgy teen: Man, I need alcohol for this weekend.
2nd edgy teen: Kontula's spuges can sell alcohol for cheap.
Edgy teen: Fuck no man. I don't want to die.
Kontula by Sneaky motherfucker April 29, 2019
Related Words

konfuzzled 

Chris Brown's "konfuzled" combined with "confuzzled"
Person 1: Hey did you do math homework?
Person 2: No! I was konfuzzled the entired way!
konfuzzled by xxxxt321dadddoreos February 14, 2017

konfuzzled 

confused + puzzled
designed by antiee t. :
use it but... remember
i claim it.
1. i'm so konfuzzled :....
2. konfuzzling ain't it?
konfuzzled by antiee September 18, 2005

kontured 

To enhance or amplify natural beauty and self love.
Girl I didn’t even know I could be this beat until I got kontured !
kontured by KiaraDenee May 30, 2018