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bonkus of the konkus 

When you get hit on the head, bonked on the cranium. Hyperbolically, when your brain is scrombled and you're somehow out of commission. Originally from a Popeye comic panel.
Poor Popeye has bonkus of the konkus. Olive Oyl fainted when she heard the sad news.
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A bald cat similar to bingus embroiled in legends. He was very handsome and loving cat that lived trough many adventures with his owner.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Have you seen Kočkus lately?
Saša: I deepfried him.
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz: Noooooooo!
Kočkus by Gottchabeach March 1, 2023

kokushibo 

most hottest, scrumdidlyumptious, strongest demon out of kny i want him to **** me ** **** that im ******* him ** **** i want him to make me pass out by how hard he’s ******* me
me: ugh i love kokushibo sm

someone else: ugh no i hate him
me: commits mass genocide #erenkinnie
kokushibo by 69fatbussy420 September 2, 2021
That hair is straight up kankus
kankus by Laur12 July 5, 2007
Guy 1-Yesterday, I achieved the level of Konus!

Guy 2-No, way Dude!
Guy 1- Way.
konus by sinuss November 6, 2011

Kokushibo 

A boy that loves getting gorilla gripped.
Kokushibo wants to suck your dick.
Kokushibo by Jjizm June 7, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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