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Konbucha

A word meaningcoffee on your phone”
I have konbucha.
by Caesarpuppy October 30, 2019
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kombucha girl

a girl usually found wearing carhartt overalls (in a fashionable way) with a patagonia coat and blundstones, sometimes wearing a bandana. found walking through fields admiring sunrises or doing yoga in a studio. likes drinking kombucha and guayaki yerba mates.
"look at nia. her blundstones are dirty and she doesn't even care. oh my god she even has her yoga mat with her. she's such a kombucha girl."
by thecoolcow January 9, 2020
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kombucha

A health promoting beverage aging back to ancient Chinese medicine that is currently very popular (especially in hippyville) a 'secret formula' for those 'in the know' which is usually made by fermenting black tea and white sugar using a special kombucha colony. It works with your body to boost one's natural, inbuilt ability to fight sickness and disease as well as bring a healthy balance back to metabolism and organs.
It tastes similar to tart apple cider with vinegar.
by Anita Molina August 3, 2005
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Kombucha Lair

The infamous lair of The Kombucha King Himself, GT Dave. It's an empty hellhole for robot lizards like GT.
Wow, that guys house looks like a kombucha lair!
by Featuring Young Ceo October 13, 2019
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Kombuchaholic

Someone who extensively drinks kombucha and is basically addicted to it and can’t live without it
Sally is a kombuchaholic. She drinks it twice everyday and has a whole years worth in her fridge
by Buggy boy May 21, 2020
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kombucha

A pro-biotic drink that you can make at home and it looks just like those pancake creatures on star trek - the ones only trekkies know about. Mr Spock's a big fan. Your first drought will scare the shit out of you. Its a SCOBY!
kombuca tea
kombucha mushroom
kombucha kvass
by kvtassel December 18, 2008
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the kombucha mushroom people

The first lyric to the song ''Sugar'' by System of a Down. Its one of their best songs.
The kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day! Who can believe you? Who can believe you? Let your mother pray! SUGAR!!!!!!
by bitch basket fagola January 23, 2010
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