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When you take a shit and the water splashes up inside your butthole.
Jordan: "Bro I just did a kolotchif"
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Kootchie 

#1. in Japanese, it is the word for mouth
#2. vajayjay


#1. shut your kootchie!

#2. get your hand outta your kootchie!
Kootchie by aoifsnda;ksndfa;osd October 13, 2008

Karim Kootchicoo 

Karim Kootchicoo is a nickname that is commonly used. Kootchicoo in particular is a term of endearment its used when you speak to someone you love,when you're in a good mood or when you want to put the other person in a good mood. It's also a word that only an exclusive number of people know and understand. You may also you use it in a poem as it illustrates alliteration. It is a common term in lebanon and it seems to be well liked by most men.
"Hi kootchicoo, did you miss me?" or "Karim Kootchicoo could you pass me my bag please?" "Good Morning Kootchicoo
Karim Kootchicoo by lulapoo February 22, 2011
vagina, the female organ. sometimes i like to rub my kootchi
schey def has a kootchi between those finely shaved legs.
kootchi by josh from legit business February 9, 2006

Kootchie Miau Miau 

It means “Schnuggi Liebt mich zuuuu sehrrrr und will mich in ihr koootchie miau miauuu
Damnn sie zeigt Kootchie miau miaudie lieben sich bestimmt
Kootchie Miau Miau by Goatslayer21 August 23, 2022
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