Kolenda is a great combination of good looks and high intelligence. Both book smart and street smart and always astonishes everyone with his/her great sense of humor.

Q: Who is your favorite person ever?

A: Oh, that's easy. It's Kolenda, he's awesome!

Kolenda by americangirl February 9, 2013

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Koleka

A Koleka is generally an Eastern European driver who can also drive for western European companies, He will wear a sleeveless vest, track suit bottoms, socks and shower sandals(Addis preferred) and a hi vis jacket, and speak broken English, or universal phrases such as commerade, katistrof, big problem, Koleka.

No worry koleka's, no damage to the product.
Yes, my mistake i didn't load myself my coworkers did but should have checked somewhere along the way.

Koleka by Pederen April 20, 2020

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Koleka problem

Long-distance lorry drivers from Eastern Europe, Belarus and Ukraine. Very limited English skills, as well as questionable driving skills at that, since most of them buy their license for a 1000 USD. Wears plastic crocs, shorts and tank-top that have never seen a washing machine. Usually drunk, so they crash into things and call it simply "problem" or "normal katastrof" since their English skills do not allow them to describe what happened.

- What the hell are you doing? You can't park here sir!
- No problem, pauza, 45 minut finish, me drive ok?
- Koleka problem...

- Who smashed the fence down?
- (points) this drunk HGV driver reversed into it.
- Kein problem, normal katastrof, call boss

Koleka problem by GirtekaDrivingSchool June 5, 2021

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Kohei

Kohei is caring, loving, protective, kind, a good listener, and hilarious. He can make you laugh and you'll come to love over the years that you will have or are having with him. He is good in bed, and tends to be on the wild side most days. He is an amazing over all.

Wow, Kohei sure is lucky to have a guy like Kohei as the love of her life.

Kohei by Kei.3165 September 30, 2021

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