Koeppel

4)Noun = Koeppel
The girl that steps up and takes one for the team by hooking up with whatever man/boy/sugar daddy or mama financially supports she and her friends evening if and only if they successfully deal with her drunken dibochery in a respectfully (according to her) acceptable way.

1) I'm looking good and ready to make out. I'll be the Koeppel.
2) OK, we're thirsty and out of money. Who wants to be the Koeppel?
3) Whoever that guy over there talks to first has to be the Koeppel.
4) Purk those titties up lady- you're the Koeppel tonight!

by Betty Blackout July 14, 2011

koppel feelings

It's a person being overly sensitive in a intimate relationship that's consists of sex only .They can also be sensitive in any form of a relationship.

Please don't Koppel feelings

by KiShiz April 22, 2017

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

by redlesley June 11, 2009

Mark Keppel High School

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

by Jormungar November 21, 2009

Leftover Koppel

It all starts after you've jacked off: you have put your pants back on, and are minding your own buisness when you get this cold slimy sensation/tingling down your left leg. Then you realize that your dick has just coughed up another drop of cum, and its slowly crawling down your legs. You start to limp, trying to make sure it doesn't stain your pants, while acting normal. You can't do anything. Your stuck. You've just become a victim of a leftover koppel.

"oh dude i was jackin it between math and latin and i thought i was all juiced out...but no, half way through latin i fell victim to a leftover KOPPEL."

by Dave Koppel July 28, 2008

Kelsey Kreppel

Cody Ko's caregiver. She is often seen helping her grandpa, Cody Ko around his nursing home where he makes wack videos in his free time.

Omg did you see Kelsey Kreppel? She takes care of her grandpa so well, you should be more like her.

by lilhuddy420 May 28, 2020

KOPPEL

The act of giving someone something.

Koppel thE eraser pls bry.

Koppel nudes.

Koppel head bra.

by ....Jim. ... May 5, 2017