Kaeppel

A family's last name. This family is the coolest, closest, friendliest, awsomest family you will ever meat. Once you meat one, yoi will meat them all... and apparently there are more then yoi thought there were. After knowing them for a while, you feel like you are part of the family. They welcome you into there home and you get free food and movies with surround sound. You also learn that they are indeed Jesus Freaks, and it's pretty cool. You never want to leav them, and when everyone is home, it's loud. They also have no gaming console, so the only games you play are card games and board games, but they end up being more fun then your video games.

I want to be a Kaeppel

by Thatshortgirlwhosings May 18, 2018

Keppel Sands Krab Sandwich

The act of eating out a woman from Keppel Sands who is infested with pubic lice (crabs).

Wade's weekend with Lesley in Keppel Sands consisted of a diet of Keppel Sands Krab Sandwiches.

by redlesley June 11, 2009

Mark Keppel High School

A high school with a football team so incredibly fail that their first victory in years netted an article on the LA Times.

"Who are we playing again?"
"It's just Mark Keppel High School."
"Oh, easy win then."

by Jormungar November 21, 2009

Kelsey Kreppel

Cody Ko's caregiver. She is often seen helping her grandpa, Cody Ko around his nursing home where he makes wack videos in his free time.

Omg did you see Kelsey Kreppel? She takes care of her grandpa so well, you should be more like her.

by lilhuddy420 May 28, 2020

Keppelock

When a gilr is obligated to give you head.

Yo girl I got you on keppelock.

by Kellen Roland February 18, 2004

Koeppel

4)Noun = Koeppel
The girl that steps up and takes one for the team by hooking up with whatever man/boy/sugar daddy or mama financially supports she and her friends evening if and only if they successfully deal with her drunken dibochery in a respectfully (according to her) acceptable way.

1) I'm looking good and ready to make out. I'll be the Koeppel.
2) OK, we're thirsty and out of money. Who wants to be the Koeppel?
3) Whoever that guy over there talks to first has to be the Koeppel.
4) Purk those titties up lady- you're the Koeppel tonight!

by Betty Blackout July 14, 2011

keppel

A word to describe a person that is fucking ncie with it.

A white person who is very fast

He was keppel, he was fast. did you seem him beat all the black kids in the race?!

by Zero5 August 30, 2006