koempel 

a hockey term that means to break a hockey stick over an opponents head. The stick must break in order for it to be a complete koempel and should not be attempted at home

Did you hear about that kid that got kicked off the hockey team?

Yea, I heard he Koempeled some kid and knocked him out.

koempel by kempsishere January 24, 2010

Kempelin' 

The act of pouring your alcoholic beverage out while away from others. Then acting more intoxicated than you truely are.

"I'M SO WASTED!!"

-- so is half of your beer! I know you've been kempelin' when you been takin a piss.

Kempelin' by jackspot8908 November 28, 2010

Kempel

Verb; kemp, kemped, kemping.

1. The act of sabotaging a group or objective.

2. Killing your own teammate.

3. Failing, performing below average.

“Don’t Kempel this mission up.”

“I just got kemped (team killed)”

“I’m kemping right now”

Kempel by Xero1320 November 11, 2017

Mel Kompelien 

The kind of girl (usually a girl, but sometimes a boy) who is a total tomboy, confident, loves animals and owns like three dogs. Usually has blue house, most Mel's are really Melody, Melanie, or Melissa's who have decided they don't want a cutsie name that means "red rose" or "honey bee".

Mel's are awesome, and Kompelien's are even more awesome, so if you know somebody who has both names be nice to them and get to know them; they'll really help you out in the future when no one else will.

"Oh, look at that new girl!"
"Oh, she's awesome. A total-tomboy, too."
"Ah she must be a Mel."
"Not just any Mel, she's a Mel Kompelien."
"Cool!"

Mel Kompelien by TexasBabe180 January 2, 2010

Kompelien 

The kind of person who is insanely cool, smart, and funny. Best person to be around when you're down, for they will do anything to boost you back up.

"Oh wow, you are so nice! Thank you!"

"Oh no prob. I'm a Kompelien."

Kompelien by NorthDakotaNut January 2, 2010

Koeppel 

4)Noun = Koeppel
The girl that steps up and takes one for the team by hooking up with whatever man/boy/sugar daddy or mama financially supports she and her friends evening if and only if they successfully deal with her drunken dibochery in a respectfully (according to her) acceptable way.

1) I'm looking good and ready to make out. I'll be the Koeppel.
2) OK, we're thirsty and out of money. Who wants to be the Koeppel?
3) Whoever that guy over there talks to first has to be the Koeppel.
4) Purk those titties up lady- you're the Koeppel tonight!

Koeppel by Betty Blackout July 14, 2011

kompella

Gods Last Name , the greatest last name ever , its the best name ever if you have it its like you are god themself

OMG its kompella , lets bow down to our lord

kompella by UR mom 69 i did your mom 420 June 13, 2022