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Koala Sex 

The act of having sex like an angry Koala. When the male becomes very aggressive and strikes the female into submission during intercourse. Slapping of the ass, and pushing down if the face is a must to complete this style of sex. It is also encouraged to not let the female position herself in any sort of way or fashion.
Donovan and Ashley had crazy Koala sex! She tried to move and he planted her face down! Then he smacked her ass until she let him do whatever he wanted!
Koala Sex by DPrevenant December 23, 2008
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Koala sex 

When a male midget is having sex with a normal sized man on all fours. The midget uses the back of the man’s knees as a stepping stool so he doesn’t have to grip on his thighs to float and fuck
I was being fucked by a midget and his hands hurt my thighs so he started using the back of my knees as a riser like straight up koala sex
Koala sex by CodeOwnage July 23, 2025

Sexy koala 

When your gf has long ass fingernails and scratches up your cock just before sucking you off
"Wtf my girlfriend gave me a sexy koala. Now I have to go see the doctor."
Sexy koala by Mr fridge77 May 31, 2022
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