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Bruce knuckel 

The male version of moose knuckel or camel toe in a gay way.
"That dudes pants were so tight his Bruce knuckel was alarming".Robert Plant,Burt Reynolds
Bruce knuckel by Bacon Bumps August 1, 2009

Knuckel Children 

After watching a good porno it is good to bust afew knuckel children.
Knuckel Children by rico.suave March 5, 2009

Knuckelhead macSpazmatron

a fuckin Tard, somebody so stupid it defies belief, a complete arse, a fuck head....
that fuckin knuckelhead MacSpazmatron locked the keys in the car....

Uganda Knuckels

Friend: dO yOu kNoW tHe wEy *CLICK CLICK CLICK* Look at this NEW MEME UGANDA KNUCKELS
Me: Stop, go jump of a cliff you shit niglet. Its not funny, never was funny so give the world a favor and fucking hang yourself
Uganda Knuckels by Pommy Pomson April 9, 2018
round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce
Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.
knurtel by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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