Knurkel

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Knurkel can be used in many situations, Similar to "hella". It is generally used in place of a verb (although it van be any verb "fucking" is what it is generally used in place of)

1: Damn, that girl got a big ole but, i would knurkel that til its purple
2: Whats up my Knurkel
3:Damn, that girl got a big ole knurkel

Knurkel by MikeyMike650 October 23, 2010

Words you can keep

Bruce knuckel

The male version of moose knuckel or camel toe in a gay way.

"That dudes pants were so tight his Bruce knuckel was alarming".Robert Plant,Burt Reynolds

Bruce knuckel by Bacon Bumps August 1, 2009

Knuckel Children

Any form of masturbation.

After watching a good porno it is good to bust afew knuckel children.

Knuckel Children by rico.suave March 5, 2009

Knuckelhead macSpazmatron

a fuckin Tard, somebody so stupid it defies belief, a complete arse, a fuck head....

that fuckin knuckelhead MacSpazmatron locked the keys in the car....

Knuckelhead macSpazmatron by Annie April 7, 2005

Uganda Knuckels

Fucking dead meme stop.

Friend: dO yOu kNoW tHe wEy *CLICK CLICK CLICK* Look at this NEW MEME UGANDA KNUCKELS
Me: Stop, go jump of a cliff you shit niglet. Its not funny, never was funny so give the world a favor and fucking hang yourself

Uganda Knuckels by Pommy Pomson April 9, 2018

knurtel

round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce

Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.

knurtel by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026