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Knurkel can be used in many situations, Similar to "hella". It is generally used in place of a verb (although it van be any verb "fucking" is what it is generally used in place of)
1: Damn, that girl got a big ole but, i would knurkel that til its purple
2: Whats up my Knurkel
3:Damn, that girl got a big ole knurkel
Knurkel by MikeyMike650 October 23, 2010
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Bruce knuckel 

The male version of moose knuckel or camel toe in a gay way.
"That dudes pants were so tight his Bruce knuckel was alarming".Robert Plant,Burt Reynolds
Bruce knuckel by Bacon Bumps August 1, 2009

Knuckel Children 

After watching a good porno it is good to bust afew knuckel children.
Knuckel Children by rico.suave March 5, 2009

Knuckelhead macSpazmatron

a fuckin Tard, somebody so stupid it defies belief, a complete arse, a fuck head....
that fuckin knuckelhead MacSpazmatron locked the keys in the car....

Uganda Knuckels

Fucking dead meme stop.
Friend: dO yOu kNoW tHe wEy *CLICK CLICK CLICK* Look at this NEW MEME UGANDA KNUCKELS
Me: Stop, go jump of a cliff you shit niglet. Its not funny, never was funny so give the world a favor and fucking hang yourself
Uganda Knuckels by Pommy Pomson April 9, 2018
round stick with which to beat an old lady when performing the Trondheim Hammer Donce
Dude, I was performing the TRONDHEIN HAMMER DONCE, and I toally ruined this OLD LADY with my KNURTEL. BASH! WALLOP! It was amazing.
knurtel by ValhallaShoes October 16, 2005
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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