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knucklefuckle 

When two people go in for a handshake and one person puts up knuckles and the other person goes for a standard handshake. A fucked up handshake or a fucked up attempt at one.
The boss went to shake my hand and I gave him knuckles on accident. What a knucklefuckle.
knucklefuckle by DV8DUG September 27, 2017

knucklenuts

A trademark for an outrageously cool titanium ring
I'm getting me one of those KNUCKLENUTS rings!
knucklenuts by Ti Nuts September 28, 2006

Knucklebuster

A car, usually an old American car (1930's-1970's) who seems determined to skin, slice, and slash the hands of every mechanic who touches it, regardless of their skill-level. Resistant to tools, penetrating oils, vice grips, and laws of physics. Any bolt that is in this car will STAY in this car, whether you want it there or not, and if you try to remove it, it WILL break off, and leave you requiring 15 stitches in the process.
Holy Hell.........that '49 Mercury just tore my whole hand open, and all I was trying to do was change her damn oil!! What a knucklebuster!!
Knucklebuster by crackedheads666 August 2, 2010

knucklenuts

A trademark for an outrageously cool titanium ring! Go to knucklenuts.com.
I'm getting me one of those KNUCKLENUTS rings!
knucklenuts by Ti Nuts September 21, 2008

knucklebumped a floater 

when one's aggressive ass-wiping causes him or her to forcefully strike the chocolaty log within the toilet bowl.
i was taking a behemoth dump on my break before i looked at my phone and saw that i had only one minute 'til punch in time. i was wiping so aggressively/quickly that i, accidentally, knucklebumped a floater.

knucklepuck

1. When one pops the hockey puck up on its side with one's hockey stick and smacks it causing it to fly in the air.

2. A hardcore band known for writing songs about the movie Mighty Ducks.
1. Matt Cullen's knucklepuck shot to win the Stanly Cup in 2007 was without a doubt the goal of the year.

2. Knucklepuck put on a kick ass show last night I was really getting into it until that kid crowd punched me and broke my nose.
knucklepuck by yetimeister October 30, 2008
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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