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Knock me up 

"KNOCK ME UP" is the saying amongst people having sex that they want to have babies with the male or they want to get pregnant due to kinky reasons
Holy shit Max knock me up daddy!!!!!!
Knock me up by endervortex2000 November 14, 2021

knock me down and fuck me heels 

Self explanatory, a unnaturally high heel designed for optimal leg angulation. Typically a stiletto.
"Damn, she can hardly walk. but doesn't she look hot in those knock me down and fuck me heels."

Knock me up 

Sure, Knock me up when you get here
Knock me up by Headdie March 27, 2023

knock me some skin 

Hiya, dude, knock me some skin!
knock me some skin by Nabeel, January 9, 2009

knock me over with a feather

A saying only old people use
Knock me over with a feather

honest to god knock me out 

also known as "h2gkmo". it was something ariana grande tweeted and her fans started saying it a lot
Alexa: "Look at this picture of Chris Hemsworth"
Me: honest to god knock me out
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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