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stands for "honest to god knock me out"

a phrase created by Ariana Grande via Twitter when something is overwhelming
Ariana Grande is releasing 3 songs this week
June 13: Dance to This - Troye Sivan (feat. Ariana Grande)
June 14: Bed - Nicki Minaj (feat. Ariana Grande)
June 20: The Light Is Coming - Ariana Grande (feat. Nicki Minaj)

"i cant handle all this, h2gkmo"
by @tattooednegm on twitter June 12, 2018
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
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H2GKMO is a phrase Ariana Grande stated on Twitter. It stands for Honest 2 God Knock Me Out.
News Reporter: Ariana Grande is releasing three songs this week!

Ariana Grande: H2GKMO I can't handle this!
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by Arian.aGrande February 23, 2019
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h2gkmo is a term made by ariana grande. she first used it on twitter.

person one: omg dude, did you know ariana's album is coming out on august 17th?
person two: it's going to be amazing. honest to god knock me out ariana !
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Person 1: hey remember when ur goat sucked his own dick
Person 2: honest to god ...... if anything like that ever happens again knock me out ... h2gkmo
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by Pete Grande June 12, 2018
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Honest To Gucci Keep My Ofsted

meaning to maintain good grades when something crazy is happening
revising for GCSEs is easier than buying concert tickets, h2gkmo
by glissandogrande May 24, 2019
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