Knobsmosis

The act of getting drunk by dipping your bellend in a shot.

"I want a drink but I hate the taste..."

"What about knobsmosis?"

Knobsmosis by Hahahapeepee December 25, 2019

Knosmosis

The process of learning knowledge through osmosis.

Bill: Wow, Jenny fell asleep with her open textbook as a pillow!
Joe: She's learning through knosmosis!

Knosmosis by Kim1234546578 November 13, 2011

Knobalosis 

A sickness that usually affects the work place . Symptoms usually include throat rupturing , stretch marks around the lip areas , dried semen coming from the nose . The most severe cases people turn blue . It’s caused by constantly ramming the bosses knob down ones throat . Once contracted often times there is no cure . They try the two check method of curing but symptoms usually resurface when said patient is rehired .

Damn man you see Ricky ?? Partner he’s looking like he’s got a severe case of the knobalosis

Knobalosis by Joeytoes April 10, 2020

Kosmosism

A spiritual practice and religion based in balance, nature, the universe, and chaos. Belief in the 2 universes of the Ζων Κοσμος Sdohn Kosmos (The organic universe/organic order) and the Ουζων Κοσμος Ousdohn Kosmos (The inorganic universe/inorganic order).

Following and respecting the cycle of the organic and inorganic as well as the balance of all thins (good and bad, living and dead, work and leisure).

Hey man, do you practice Kosmosism? Everyone's doing it now a days.

I was pretty depressed, but once I embraced Kosmosism I started feeling better.

Kosmosism by Kosmic Pyramid November 10, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008