Knobsmosis

The act of getting drunk by dipping your bellend in a shot.

"I want a drink but I hate the taste..."

"What about knobsmosis?"

by Hahahapeepee December 25, 2019

Knosmosis

The process of learning knowledge through osmosis.

Bill: Wow, Jenny fell asleep with her open textbook as a pillow!
Joe: She's learning through knosmosis!

by Kim1234546578 November 13, 2011

Knobalosis

A sickness that usually affects the work place . Symptoms usually include throat rupturing , stretch marks around the lip areas , dried semen coming from the nose . The most severe cases people turn blue . It’s caused by constantly ramming the bosses knob down ones throat . Once contracted often times there is no cure . They try the two check method of curing but symptoms usually resurface when said patient is rehired .

Damn man you see Ricky ?? Partner he’s looking like he’s got a severe case of the knobalosis

by Joeytoes April 10, 2020

Kosmosism

A spiritual practice and religion based in balance, nature, the universe, and chaos. Belief in the 2 universes of the Ζων Κοσμος Sdohn Kosmos (The organic universe/organic order) and the Ουζων Κοσμος Ousdohn Kosmos (The inorganic universe/inorganic order).

Following and respecting the cycle of the organic and inorganic as well as the balance of all thins (good and bad, living and dead, work and leisure).

Hey man, do you practice Kosmosism? Everyone's doing it now a days.

I was pretty depressed, but once I embraced Kosmosism I started feeling better.

by Kosmic Pyramid November 10, 2025