Knobalosis

A sickness that usually affects the work place . Symptoms usually include throat rupturing , stretch marks around the lip areas , dried semen coming from the nose . The most severe cases people turn blue . It’s caused by constantly ramming the bosses knob down ones throat . Once contracted often times there is no cure . They try the two check method of curing but symptoms usually resurface when said patient is rehired .

Damn man you see Ricky ?? Partner he’s looking like he’s got a severe case of the knobalosis

by Joeytoes April 10, 2020

Knobologist

Someone who has a P.H.D. in the sucking of Knobs. One who gives great blowjobs.

Andy: "My girlfriend gives the best blowjobs."
Robert: "Yea, everybody knows she's a great Knobologist."

by Crew Guy May 10, 2006

Knobalobikus

Getting in trouble for a dumb reason

John gets in trouble for telling someone to shush, he gets called a Knobalobikus.

by Dyleon November 23, 2014

Knobsmosis

The act of getting drunk by dipping your bellend in a shot.

"I want a drink but I hate the taste..."

"What about knobsmosis?"

by Hahahapeepee December 25, 2019