Knobalosis 

A sickness that usually affects the work place . Symptoms usually include throat rupturing , stretch marks around the lip areas , dried semen coming from the nose . The most severe cases people turn blue . It’s caused by constantly ramming the bosses knob down ones throat . Once contracted often times there is no cure . They try the two check method of curing but symptoms usually resurface when said patient is rehired .

Damn man you see Ricky ?? Partner he’s looking like he’s got a severe case of the knobalosis

Knobalosis by Joeytoes April 10, 2020

Knobologist 

Someone who has a P.H.D. in the sucking of Knobs. One who gives great blowjobs.

Andy: "My girlfriend gives the best blowjobs."
Robert: "Yea, everybody knows she's a great Knobologist."

Knobologist by Crew Guy May 10, 2006

Knobalobikus

Getting in trouble for a dumb reason

John gets in trouble for telling someone to shush, he gets called a Knobalobikus.

Knobalobikus by Dyleon November 23, 2014

Knobsmosis

The act of getting drunk by dipping your bellend in a shot.

"I want a drink but I hate the taste..."

"What about knobsmosis?"

Knobsmosis by Hahahapeepee December 25, 2019

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016