One who purchases and drives a used
police vehicle because he's an
asshole; particularly one who gets a motorcycle and wears an "official" looking helmet to go along with his cheap, crooked aviator sunglasses and
cheesy, porn mustache.
All of a sudden this patrol car pulls right up on my ass, I start shoving the buds in my
mouth and chewing like crazy - then I realize he's
just a fuckin'
cop knobbler! ... so I ran him off the road.