Knobbard

Knobbard was in fact invented by my sister, and it is a cross between a retard and a knob, and is highly useful as an insult

*Someone trips over* "God, you are such a knobbard

by Marie Astill May 13, 2005

knobtard

A middle age pervert who is prone to being mistaken for a homosexual pirate.

That father in law of Lulu is a real knobtard innit?

by Dicktard April 25, 2008