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To use the stick shift of a car as a dildo.
Guy 1: I saw Jeff's mom Karfingle herself!
Guy 2: Sweet! Did you tell Jeff?
Guy 1: He was sitting shotgun when it happened
karfingle by pmc983 March 10, 2011
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"Karfing" is derived from the noun: "Karfa" (pl. Karfes). The literal meaning of "karfing" is dying (in Valorant) at the start of the round, due to a lack of game knowledge, being tilted or missing those essential braincells to keep you functioning as a human being. Many famous players like Azucar, Pewpini and other immortal castaways that try to make it in this harsh world use this expression in their games.
Pew: "My friend you need to stop karfing if you want us to win this game."
EU Tenz: "All you're doing is Karfes."
Karfing by Kollegios January 14, 2023
Relieving gas through the penis, much like a female queef.
This bitch plugged her nose because he couldn't stop karfing.

During a session of anal sex the couple couldnt decide if she was farting or he was karfing.
Karfing by weeziebaby April 24, 2010

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026
A video or picture depicting an unrealistic scenario that is often seen as hopeful but in reality, is unrealistic or otherwise rare in real life.
"0/10 hopeslop"
Hopeslop by rawmilkconsumer69 July 13, 2026
Word of the Day on August 8, 2026