Klan
Klan by No Hemingway April 14, 2021
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klan
the ku klux klan or kkk.
A white power group that petitioned to stop changes allowing non-whites to become free americans. Obviously, they failed. Membership has been in decline since they pledged alleigance to hitler in the thirties. Today caricatured by being retarded hicks with shotguns and rusty fords
A white power group that petitioned to stop changes allowing non-whites to become free americans. Obviously, they failed. Membership has been in decline since they pledged alleigance to hitler in the thirties. Today caricatured by being retarded hicks with shotguns and rusty fords
klan by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004
Related Words
Klance • KLANK! • klang • klanservative • klan • Klansman • Klansplaining • klant • Klantee • Klanced
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klan by Luhpr3tty.jay August 5, 2025
Klan Man
I am afro man
running through the woods
from the Ku-Klux Clan
They've got point hats
ghost white sheets and
baseball bats
Why do they hate me so?
is it my skin or
just my fro?
running through the woods
from the Ku-Klux Clan
They've got point hats
ghost white sheets and
baseball bats
Why do they hate me so?
is it my skin or
just my fro?
Klan Man by This is pretty funny October 13, 2004
Klan KooKout
An event where Klansmen gather to roast marshmallows around a burning cross or watch lynchings. They also exchange ideas on new Klan Uniforms, and discuss their favorite quotes from the Mein Kampf. The Grand Wizard watches over their rituals and/or discussions.
Laura: Hey Keegan, are you going to the Klan KooKout tonight?
Keegan: Why yes Laura, I am. Are you bringing your Pocket Mein Kampf?
Laura: Nah, but I'm bringing my new and improved Klanswomen Uniform.
Keegan: <333
Keegan: Why yes Laura, I am. Are you bringing your Pocket Mein Kampf?
Laura: Nah, but I'm bringing my new and improved Klanswomen Uniform.
Keegan: <333
Klan KooKout by The Grand Wizard of PA October 9, 2010
Klan Grannies
Racist old hags who spend all their time online bitching about Meghan Markle, Kamala Harris, Lil Nas X and other celebs of colour.
Klan Grannies by 1dead April 12, 2022
klan bait
A racial slur used to degarde a person of African American decent. Basiclly saying the African American will soon become the prey of the Ku Klux Klan.
klan bait by some really random girl January 24, 2009
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