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A Kloey is someone who, despite the whole world trying crush her at times, is invincible. Typically a Kloey will find you at a time in your life when she is most needed. Warning: Kloeys can read minds so be careful where your mind wanders. The Kloey is typically unaware of her abilities to affect others around her, and has no idea that she is unnaturally beautiful. Kloeys have an excellent sense of humor and incredible eyes. If you are ever lucky enough to encounter one... hold on for dear life and enjoy the ride. You may just find yourself along the way.
I can tell by her smile... she's a Kloey
Kloey by My Cheburek December 17, 2019
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Klory • Kory • kloey • koryn • kloyd • Korynn • Klaryssa • klomy • klorange • kloreen
Verb (chiefly Scottish in origin): to experiment and to make a mess simultaneously. To experiment in a way that is aimless or dangerous.
Alister's mother hid his chemistry set in a secret location after he nearly destroyed the kitchen while klorting.
klort by AYYFRON December 9, 2009
Korys are the nicest guys you will ever meet they are not like any other guys they are extremely charming and very loyal they are also very handsome even though they might not think so themselves they often have a great sense of humour and are often very tall they are all around the best boyfriend you could ask for they truly are the love of your life.
Your dating kory!? Wow your so lucky
Kory by Truthteller82847 March 19, 2019
Kloey is a beautiful girl. She's sweet. Can be mean when she wants, so don't mess with her. She tends to give her close friends a second chance. But, if you hurt her or her best friend more than once, your done for. She has brown eyes, blonde hair. Usually straight hair. She's more average height. Anyone would be lucky to be best friends with her.
Man, I wish I had a Kloey in my life. She's so cool and funny!
Kloey by R.a.n.d.o.m.girl421 September 20, 2016
Nerdy. Extremely smart. Very smart. Gets all the A's.
Kloy is very smart.
kloy by kloy123 May 12, 2016

klornyjack 

the act of inserting someone's entire head into one's mouth
bob klornyjacked fred and totally fowned him
klornyjack by mike_stx February 14, 2007
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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