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Nerdy. Extremely smart. Very smart. Gets all the A's.
Kloy is very smart.
kloy by kloy123 May 12, 2016
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Kloyper Lube 

Used to lube the inner part of a of a computer named the 'Kloyper'. It is very important that this part of the machine remains lubed to avoid the system having a mechanical failure. This failure can come in the form of a blue light appearing inside the machine itself.
You need to lube your kloyper there, the severity of this matter can not be convayed through dialogue.

Thats some good value kloyper lube, you got there
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An angry horseman who is disgruntled due to equestrian-related thievery.
Oh my. Ever since Jules took those horse shoes without proper written permission, there sure has been an increase in kloyds wandering around here, wouldn't you agree?
Kloye is an amazing person, she is beautiful, sweet, and LOVES hugs. She may seem innocent on the outside but is freaky once you get to meet her. May not be very popular, but should be. Kloye's will risk a lot for you, even if it makes them get in trouble. If you ever meet a Kloye, dont leave her, you'd be missing out.
Do you know Kloye?
Yeah.. But not well..
Well you should get to know her, shes an amazing person!
Kloye by iamreallybadatnames October 21, 2019
An angry horseman who is disgruntled due to equestrian-related thievery.
Oh my. Ever since Jules took those horse shoes without proper written permission, there sure has been an increase in kloyds wandering around here, wouldn't you agree?
Kloyie, she is amazing, one of the best people you will ever meet. Unusual name spelling, so i felt compelled to give it a definition. She has so much confidence, and tires her best to be happy. She has one hell of a death stare. She can make anyone happy with just her smile.
Kloyie is awesome
kloyie by Acejh85:) October 13, 2022
a person who constantly "rides dirty", or more specifically, frolicks around with soiled undergarments.
Katie seems normal, but if you get real close and notice that stench, you'll quickly realize that she's a kloyd.
kloyd by ManderPander September 13, 2006
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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