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Kloey
A Kloey is someone who, despite the whole world trying crush her at times, is invincible. Typically a Kloey will find you at a time in your life when she is most needed. Warning: Kloeys can read minds so be careful where your mind wanders. The Kloey is typically unaware of her abilities to affect others around her, and has no idea that she is unnaturally beautiful. Kloeys have an excellent sense of humor and incredible eyes. If you are ever lucky enough to encounter one... hold on for dear life and enjoy the ride. You may just find yourself along the way.
Kloey by My Cheburek December 17, 2019
Klomfahs
A Klutz, Some one who can trip over nothing because they walk like they have A baseball bat up their ass.
Klomfahs by Zipper1998 January 15, 2015
Kloey
Kloey is a beautiful girl. She's sweet. Can be mean when she wants, so don't mess with her. She tends to give her close friends a second chance. But, if you hurt her or her best friend more than once, your done for. She has brown eyes, blonde hair. Usually straight hair. She's more average height. Anyone would be lucky to be best friends with her.
Kloey by R.a.n.d.o.m.girl421 September 20, 2016
Captain Klamydia
The greatest hero of all time. Unfortunetly he lost his crew, the STD Brigade, in a fateful battle with the lazar dragon. He has started gathering members again and now has a SGT. Cyphilis
Captain Klamydia saved my life the other day, I can't believe he still saves people after what happend to him.
Captain Klamydia by Captain Klamydia March 3, 2009
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