kloonch

An idiot or mostly idiotic individual. They also like Christmas.

Stop being a freaking kloonch, Betsy!

by Aurele December 23, 2021

Koonchomboleh

A very annoying and irritating koon, which is the persian word for butt. (however, it holds a different connotation in farsi) Used to express discontentment towards the receiver of the word, can be used as an expletive.

This song is so repetitive, what kind of koonchomboleh would write this??

by Ayrash August 8, 2010

koonchi zang

booty call, specifically a referring to a diminutive booty. Of Persian origin.

Q "Why did Eddie have to go pick his coworker up from BART at 11:30 p.m. on a weeknight?"
A "Duh! She's his koonchi zang!"

by ami am September 3, 2006

Klooch, Kloochman

Northwest regional slang. Girlfriend, wife. From Chinook Jargon "Klootch'man": woman, female of any animal, wife.

Dancing tonight, no cover if you bring your klooch.

by Nadja Adolf August 28, 2003

Klonchini

A term coined by the very hilarious Michael Ian Black on a Klondike commercial.

The outcome of dropping Klondike bars in a blender.

"Mmm, now that's a good Klonchini."

"Just like my grandma used to make."

by RoadmapReader August 27, 2009

Kloonchmas

A group of #kloonch who celebrate Christmas in a extreme and/or annoying fashion.

1. "Can you believe Betsy is celebrating Kloonchmas?!"
2. "I mean what do you expect she is a kloonch"
3. "I guess you're right."

by Aurele December 23, 2021

Kloochy

The Perinium or the area between a lady's vagina and anus.
Female version of the male 'Barse'. As in the area between the 'balls' and 'arse'. (testicles and anus). Otherwise known as Gooch

"Up a bit. Thats my Kloochy"

by Cheesio October 28, 2008